Doug Larson

Showing quotations 1 to 13 of 13 total A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. Doug LarsonAccomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. Doug LarsonFew things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own. Doug LarsonHome computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. Doug Larson If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. Doug LarsonIf the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur. Doug Larson Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. Doug LarsonSpring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. Doug Larson The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. Doug Larson The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. Doug LarsonThe only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others. Doug LarsonThe surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools. Doug Larson What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of high living. Doug Larson

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