Will Rogers
A fool and his money are soon elected.
Will Rogers
A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you.
Will Rogers
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
Will Rogers
A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.
Will Rogers
About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.
Will Rogers
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.
Will Rogers
Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even.
Will Rogers
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.
Will Rogers
America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can think of nothing to do once it gets there.
Will Rogers
America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.
Will Rogers
An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.
Will Rogers
An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.
Will Rogers
An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
Will Rogers
Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?
Will Rogers
Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we never get to vote on what he is to do.
Will Rogers
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
Will Rogers
Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.
Will Rogers
Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.
Will Rogers
Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.
Will Rogers
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