Will Rogers

A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
Will Rogers

A fool and his money are soon elected.
Will Rogers

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you.
Will Rogers

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
Will Rogers

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.
Will Rogers

About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.
Will Rogers

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.
Will Rogers

Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even.
Will Rogers

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.
Will Rogers

America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can think of nothing to do once it gets there.
Will Rogers

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.
Will Rogers

An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.
Will Rogers

An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.
Will Rogers

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
Will Rogers

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?
Will Rogers

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we never get to vote on what he is to do.
Will Rogers

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
Will Rogers

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.
Will Rogers

Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.
Will Rogers

Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.
Will Rogers

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An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out. Will Rogers An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. Will RogersAncient Rome declined because it had a Senate; now what's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? Will RogersBe thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. Will RogersDiplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock. Will RogersDon't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it. Will RogersEven if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. Will RogersI belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat. Will RogersI never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today. Will RogersI was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. Will RogersI'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago. Will Rogers Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip. Will Rogers Nothing you can't spell will ever work. Will RogersOn account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does. Will Rogers Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators. Will RogersPolitics is applesauce. Will Rogers Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. Will Rogers The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter-he's got to just know. Will RogersThe movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. Will RogersThe only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them. Will Rogers There ought to be one day-- just one-- when there is open season on senators. Will RogersThere's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. Will Rogers This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. Will Rogers We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can. Will RogersWe can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by. Will Rogers We don't know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it. Will RogersRumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth. Will Rogers, 'Politics Getting Ready to Jell,' The Illiterate Digest, 1924 There is only one thing that can kill the Movies, and that is education. Will Rogers, Autobiography (1949) chapter 6The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best. Will Rogers, Illiterate Digest (1924), "Breaking into the Writing Game" The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Will Rogers, Illiterate Digest (1924), "Helping the Girls with their Income Taxes"

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An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out. Will Rogers An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. Will RogersAncient Rome declined because it had a Senate; now what's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? Will RogersBe thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. Will RogersDiplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock. Will RogersDon't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it. Will RogersEven if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. Will RogersI belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat. Will RogersI never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today. Will RogersI was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. Will RogersI'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago. Will Rogers Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip. Will Rogers Nothing you can't spell will ever work. Will RogersOn account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does. Will Rogers Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators. Will RogersPolitics is applesauce. Will Rogers Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. Will Rogers The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter-he's got to just know. Will RogersThe movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. Will RogersThe only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them. Will Rogers There ought to be one day-- just one-- when there is open season on senators. Will RogersThere's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. Will Rogers This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. Will Rogers We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can. Will RogersWe can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by. Will Rogers We don't know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it. Will RogersRumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth. Will Rogers, 'Politics Getting Ready to Jell,' The Illiterate Digest, 1924 There is only one thing that can kill the Movies, and that is education. Will Rogers, Autobiography (1949) chapter 6The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best. Will Rogers, Illiterate Digest (1924), "Breaking into the Writing Game" The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Will Rogers, Illiterate Digest (1924), "Helping the Girls with their Income Taxes"

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An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out. Will Rogers An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. Will RogersAncient Rome declined because it had a Senate; now what's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? Will RogersBe thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. Will RogersDiplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock. Will RogersDon't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it. Will RogersEven if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. Will RogersI belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat. Will RogersI never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today. Will RogersI was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. Will RogersI'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago. Will Rogers Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip. Will Rogers Nothing you can't spell will ever work. Will RogersOn account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does. Will Rogers Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators. Will RogersPolitics is applesauce. Will Rogers Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. Will Rogers The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter-he's got to just know. Will RogersThe movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. Will RogersThe only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them. Will Rogers There ought to be one day-- just one-- when there is open season on senators. Will RogersThere's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. Will Rogers This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. Will Rogers We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can. Will RogersWe can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by. Will Rogers We don't know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it. Will RogersRumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth. Will Rogers, 'Politics Getting Ready to Jell,' The Illiterate Digest, 1924 There is only one thing that can kill the Movies, and that is education. Will Rogers, Autobiography (1949) chapter 6The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best. Will Rogers, Illiterate Digest (1924), "Breaking into the Writing Game" The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Will Rogers, Illiterate Digest (1924), "Helping the Girls with their Income Taxes"

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An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out. Will Rogers An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. Will RogersAncient Rome declined because it had a Senate; now what's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? Will RogersBe thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. Will RogersDiplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock. Will RogersDon't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it. Will RogersEven if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. Will RogersI belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat. Will RogersI never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today. Will RogersI was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. Will RogersI'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago. Will Rogers Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip. Will Rogers Nothing you can't spell will ever work. Will RogersOn account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does. Will Rogers Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators. Will RogersPolitics is applesauce. Will Rogers Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. Will Rogers The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter-he's got to just know. Will RogersThe movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. Will RogersThe only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them. Will Rogers There ought to be one day-- just one-- when there is open season on senators. Will RogersThere's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. Will Rogers This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. Will Rogers We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can. Will RogersWe can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by. Will Rogers We don't know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it. Will RogersRumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth. Will Rogers, 'Politics Getting Ready to Jell,' The Illiterate Digest, 1924 There is only one thing that can kill the Movies, and that is education. Will Rogers, Autobiography (1949) chapter 6The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best. Will Rogers, Illiterate Digest (1924), "Breaking into the Writing Game" The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Will Rogers, Illiterate Digest (1924), "Helping the Girls with their Income Taxes"

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