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As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree' -- probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. Woody Allen Eighty percent of success is showing up. Woody Allen Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it. Woody AllenHis lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. Woody AllenHow can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? Woody Allen How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size? Woody AllenI am at two with nature. Woody AllenI can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland. Woody Allen I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying. Woody Allen I tended to place my wife under a pedestal. Woody Allen I took a speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. Woody AllenI was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me. Woody AllenI'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown. Woody AllenIf it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever. Woody Allen If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank. Woody Allen Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought-- particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things. Woody AllenIt is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune. Woody Allen It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. Woody AllenIt seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more. Woody AllenLife is divided into the horrible and the miserable. Woody Allen Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon. Woody Allen Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. Woody Allen Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all. Woody AllenMy education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers. Woody AllenMy one regret in life is that I am not someone else. Woody AllenNot only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends. Woody AllenOn the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down. Woody Allen Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies. Woody Allen Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness. Woody AllenThe government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5'7", it is impossible to get your congressman on the phone. Woody AllenBrowse our complete list of 3156 authors by last name:
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Monday, September 12, 2011
Tuesday, July 5, 2011
Woody Allen
As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
Woody Allen
Woody Allen
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
Woody Allen
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Woody Allen
Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue.
Woody Allen
Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
Woody Allen
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
Woody Allen
Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
Woody Allen
Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.
Woody Allen
He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian.
Woody Allen
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
Woody Allen
I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Woody Allen
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
Woody Allen
I am two with nature.
Woody Allen
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
Woody Allen
I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
Woody Allen
I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her.
Woody Allen
I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.
Woody Allen
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
Woody Allen
I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
Woody Allen
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
Woody Allen
Wednesday, May 4, 2011
Woody Allen
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The Literature Page - We have 3 book reviews related to Woody Allen.
As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree' -- probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. Woody Allen Eighty percent of success is showing up. Woody Allen Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it. Woody AllenHis lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. Woody AllenHow can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? Woody Allen How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size? Woody AllenI am at two with nature. Woody AllenI can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland. Woody Allen I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying. Woody Allen I tended to place my wife under a pedestal. Woody Allen I took a speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. Woody AllenI was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me. Woody AllenI'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown. Woody AllenIf it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever. Woody Allen If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank. Woody Allen Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought-- particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things. Woody AllenIt is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune. Woody Allen It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. Woody AllenIt seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more. Woody AllenLife is divided into the horrible and the miserable. Woody Allen Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon. Woody Allen Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. Woody Allen Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all. Woody AllenMy education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers. Woody AllenMy one regret in life is that I am not someone else. Woody AllenNot only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends. Woody AllenOn the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down. Woody Allen Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies. Woody Allen Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness. Woody AllenThe government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5'7", it is impossible to get your congressman on the phone. Woody AllenBrowse our complete list of 3150 authors by last name:
at our other site:
The Literature Page - We have 3 book reviews related to Woody Allen.
As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree' -- probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. Woody Allen Eighty percent of success is showing up. Woody Allen Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it. Woody AllenHis lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. Woody AllenHow can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? Woody Allen How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size? Woody AllenI am at two with nature. Woody AllenI can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland. Woody Allen I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying. Woody Allen I tended to place my wife under a pedestal. Woody Allen I took a speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. Woody AllenI was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me. Woody AllenI'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown. Woody AllenIf it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever. Woody Allen If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank. Woody Allen Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought-- particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things. Woody AllenIt is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune. Woody Allen It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. Woody AllenIt seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more. Woody AllenLife is divided into the horrible and the miserable. Woody Allen Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon. Woody Allen Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. Woody Allen Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all. Woody AllenMy education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers. Woody AllenMy one regret in life is that I am not someone else. Woody AllenNot only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends. Woody AllenOn the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down. Woody Allen Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies. Woody Allen Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness. Woody AllenThe government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5'7", it is impossible to get your congressman on the phone. Woody AllenBrowse our complete list of 3150 authors by last name:
Friday, March 4, 2011
Woody Allen
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The Literature Page - We have 3 book reviews related to Woody Allen.
As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree' -- probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. Woody Allen Eighty percent of success is showing up. Woody Allen Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it. Woody AllenHis lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. Woody AllenHow can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? Woody Allen How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size? Woody AllenI am at two with nature. Woody AllenI can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland. Woody Allen I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying. Woody Allen I tended to place my wife under a pedestal. Woody Allen I took a speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. Woody AllenI was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me. Woody AllenI'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown. Woody AllenIf it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever. Woody Allen If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank. Woody Allen Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought-- particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things. Woody AllenIt is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune. Woody Allen It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. Woody AllenIt seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more. Woody AllenLife is divided into the horrible and the miserable. Woody Allen Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon. Woody Allen Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. Woody Allen Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all. Woody AllenMy education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers. Woody AllenMy one regret in life is that I am not someone else. Woody AllenNot only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends. Woody AllenOn the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down. Woody Allen Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies. Woody Allen Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness. Woody AllenThe government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5'7", it is impossible to get your congressman on the phone. Woody AllenBrowse our complete list of 3150 authors by last name:
at our other site:
The Literature Page - We have 3 book reviews related to Woody Allen.
As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree' -- probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. Woody Allen Eighty percent of success is showing up. Woody Allen Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it. Woody AllenHis lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. Woody AllenHow can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? Woody Allen How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size? Woody AllenI am at two with nature. Woody AllenI can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland. Woody Allen I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying. Woody Allen I tended to place my wife under a pedestal. Woody Allen I took a speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. Woody AllenI was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me. Woody AllenI'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown. Woody AllenIf it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever. Woody Allen If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank. Woody Allen Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought-- particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things. Woody AllenIt is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune. Woody Allen It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. Woody AllenIt seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more. Woody AllenLife is divided into the horrible and the miserable. Woody Allen Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon. Woody Allen Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. Woody Allen Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all. Woody AllenMy education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers. Woody AllenMy one regret in life is that I am not someone else. Woody AllenNot only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends. Woody AllenOn the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down. Woody Allen Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies. Woody Allen Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness. Woody AllenThe government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5'7", it is impossible to get your congressman on the phone. Woody AllenBrowse our complete list of 3150 authors by last name:
Thursday, February 24, 2011
Toy Story Collection Talking Sheriff Woody
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Tuesday, January 18, 2011
Woody Allen
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As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
Woody Allen
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
Woody Allen
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Woody Allen
Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue.
Woody Allen
Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
Woody Allen
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
Woody Allen
Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
Woody Allen
Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.
Woody Allen
He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian.
Woody Allen
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
Woody Allen
I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Woody Allen
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
Woody Allen
I am two with nature.
Woody Allen
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
Woody Allen
I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
Woody Allen
I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her.
Woody Allen
I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.
Woody Allen
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
Woody Allen
I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
Woody Allen
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
Woody Allen
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