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The Literature Page A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body. UnknownA gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't. UnknownA stitch in time would have confused Einstein. UnknownA wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top . Unknown Accident, n.: A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of body is better. UnknownAfter all is said and done, a lot more will be said than done. UnknownAll power corrupts, but we need the electricity. UnknownAll programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors. Unknown An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible. UnknownAnarchy - it's not the law, it's just a good idea. UnknownAntonym, n.: The opposite of the word you're trying to think of. UnknownAny sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses. Unknown Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried taking candy from a baby. Unknown Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. Unknown Barnum was wrong - it's more like every 30 seconds. UnknownCats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. Unknown Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice. UnknownDon't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it. UnknownEat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day. UnknownEvery big problem was at one time a wee disturbance. UnknownEveryone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege. Unknown Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. Unknown Fools rush in where fools have been before. Unknown He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit. UnknownHe's the kind of a guy who lights up a room just by flicking a switch. UnknownI have not lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere. UnknownI'm not worried about the bullet with my name on it... just the thousands out there marked 'Occupant.' UnknownIn a few minutes a computer can make a mistake so great that it would have taken many men many months to equal it. Unknown It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything. UnknownMost people rust out due to lack of challenge. Few people rust out due to overuse. Unknown

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