George Burns

Showing quotations 1 to 19 of 19 total Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. George Burns Age to me means nothing. I can't get old; I'm working. I was old when I was twenty-one and out of work. As long as you're working, you stay young. When I'm in front of an audience, all that love and vitality sweeps over me and I forget my age. George Burns Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. George BurnsHappiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. George Burns I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. George Burns I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life. George BurnsI was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect. George Burns I'd go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. George BurnsI'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. George BurnsI'm going to stay in show business until I'm the last one left. George BurnsIf you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it. George BurnsIf you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age. George Burns It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. George BurnsRetirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples. George BurnsThe secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible. George Burns This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two. George Burns Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair. George BurnsYou can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old. George BurnsYou know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there. George Burns

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George Burns

Showing quotations 1 to 19 of 19 total Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. George Burns Age to me means nothing. I can't get old; I'm working. I was old when I was twenty-one and out of work. As long as you're working, you stay young. When I'm in front of an audience, all that love and vitality sweeps over me and I forget my age. George Burns Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. George BurnsHappiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. George Burns I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. George Burns I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life. George BurnsI was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect. George Burns I'd go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. George BurnsI'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. George BurnsI'm going to stay in show business until I'm the last one left. George BurnsIf you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it. George BurnsIf you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age. George Burns It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. George BurnsRetirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples. George BurnsThe secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible. George Burns This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two. George Burns Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair. George BurnsYou can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old. George BurnsYou know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there. George Burns

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George Burns

Showing quotations 1 to 19 of 19 total Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. George Burns Age to me means nothing. I can't get old; I'm working. I was old when I was twenty-one and out of work. As long as you're working, you stay young. When I'm in front of an audience, all that love and vitality sweeps over me and I forget my age. George Burns Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. George BurnsHappiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. George Burns I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. George Burns I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life. George BurnsI was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect. George Burns I'd go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. George BurnsI'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. George BurnsI'm going to stay in show business until I'm the last one left. George BurnsIf you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it. George BurnsIf you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age. George Burns It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. George BurnsRetirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples. George BurnsThe secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible. George Burns This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two. George Burns Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair. George BurnsYou can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old. George BurnsYou know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there. George Burns

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Eric A. Burns

Showing quotations 1 to 3 of 3 total It's not enough to create magic. You have to create a price for magic, too. You have to create rules. Eric A. Burns, Gossamer Commons, 06-15-05 Greatness is more than potential. It is the execution of that potential. Beyond the raw talent. You need the appropriate training. You need the discipline. You need the inspiration. You need the drive. Eric A. Burns, Gossamer Commons, 08-12-05Humanity can be quite cold to those whose eyes see the world differently. Eric A. Burns, Gossamer Commons, 08-24-05

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Dr. David M. Burns

Showing quotations 1 to 3 of 3 total Aim for success, not perfection. Never give up your right to be wrong, because then you will lose the ability to learn new things and move forward with your life. Dr. David M. Burns Assert your right to make a few mistakes. If people can't accept your imperfections, that's their fault. Dr. David M. Burns Remember that fear always lurks behind perfectionism. Confronting your fears and allowing yourself the right to be human can, paradoxically, make you a far happier and more productive person. Dr. David M. Burns

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George Burns

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
George Burns

At my age flowers scare me.
George Burns

Be quick to learn and wise to know.
George Burns

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
George Burns

Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up.
George Burns

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
George Burns

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
George Burns

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
George Burns

How beautifully leaves grow old. How full of light and color are their last days.
George Burns

How can I die? I'm booked.
George Burns

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
George Burns

I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.
George Burns

I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked.
George Burns

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
George Burns

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
George Burns

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
George Burns

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
George Burns

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
George Burns

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
George Burns

I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
George Burns

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