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The Literature Page Showing quotations 1 to 9 of 9 total There are two ways to pass a hurdle: leaping over or plowing through... There needs to be a monster truck option. Jeph Jacques, Questionable Content #1356, 03-10-09Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer. Jeph Jacques, Questionable Content Comic, 08-21-05You can either hold yourself up to the unrealistic standards of others, or ignore them and concentrate on being happy with yourself as you are. Jeph Jacques, Questionable Content webcomic, #352, 05-04-05 The quickest way to a man's heart really is through his stomach, because then you don't have to chop through that pesky rib cage. Jeph Jacques, Questionable Content webcomic, #478, 10-27-05'Light fuse and get away' may work for a Roman candle, but not so much for the wrath of a woman scorned. Jeph Jacques, Questionable Content webcomic, #678, 08-02-06 What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people? Jeph Jacques, Questionable Content, #1615, March 2010 Bachelor's degrees make pretty good placemats if you get 'em laminated. Jeph Jacques, Questionable Content, 01-04-07 That's what college is for - getting as many bad decisions as possible out of the way before you're forced into the real world. I keep a checklist of 'em on the wall in my room. Jeph Jacques, Questionable Content, 01-04-07 A good relationship is like fireworks: loud, explosive, and liable to maim you if you hold on too long. Jeph Jacques, Questionable Content, 11-14-08
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